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What the heck?

Frequently asked questions

Is this for real?
It's tongue in cheek, but yeah, I'm really running for president. Check me out on the FEC's website.
You're not gonna win.
That's not a question. But yes, I know that. Something very strange has happened in the reality in which I win. But I think the process of running for president will be really interesting. Don't you want to find out what happens? Subscribe to the podcast. And if the American people do choose me to represent them, I would take that responsibility very seriously and give it my all.
What's your position on X or Y?
The platform page has a few key issues that I'm really focusing on, but I have stances on a number of issues. Here's a non-exhaustive list of some other stuff I'm into:
  • Reducing Income Inequality
  • Universal Healthcare
  • Tackling College Debt
  • Universal Pre-K
  • Stopping the Gun Violence Epidemic
  • Ending the War on Drugs
  • Choice in Reproductive Care
  • Disability Rights are Civil Rights
  • Crushing the Gender Binary
  • Permanent Daylight Savings Time